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The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.

- Mike Royko

A policeman pulled a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, 'Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' The man gets really indignant and says, 'Officer, I can't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'